Sometimes I receive bizarre email.
Names have been removed to protect the silly.
See the real Comments Page.
I have just finished reading your "Bizarre Email and Comments" page and
would like to ask if you could send me a new pair of trousers as I wet
myself laughing. Keep up the good work!
Tower of Bable 2.0
Oct 26, 2011 - Someone Wrote:
Hi friends! I'm from Brazil. I'm a translator and I would like to know whether there is some part of a synth that is called: "pudgy heads"? Can you help me?
Where is that EASY button??!
Sep 19, 2011 - Someone Wrote:
A really good site but little confusing so clear that little confusion please good luck for future bye.
Where is that EASY button??!
Feb 16, 2011 - Someone Wrote:
Well My name is Mark Robert. And I want to make a Special Inquiry Of Envelopes I will be glad If you can get back to me with Types, Sizes and Price of Envelopes You Have.And also Advise me on the method of payments that you accept, So that we can proceed with the order. I will be Waiting for your respond and Hope to hear from You Soon.
Yeah, ummm, about those TPS reports...
Sep 8, 2010 - Someone Wrote:
We have been searching for a domain for a while now and I really hope
that you are interested in selling synthesizers.com.
If you will accept our offer of $1,000.00, we are ready to do business.
At this point, we have been searching for long enough and are ready to
Procurement Department of Nigeria Calling...
Nov 18, 2008 - Someone Wrote:
Good day i will like to no the prices of your Panel Gates plus sales tax Or please email me with your website to browse on?
The Associate has LEFT the Building!
Apr 10, 2007 - Someone Wrote:
I was given your information by an associate. I am looking to purchase pre-printed envelopes.
I am currently paying $0.03 per custom pre-printed Buff Wove #10 windowed envelope.
They have a return address and indicia printing. I purchase 75K to 100K envelopes during
the duration of each month. If you can meet or beat this pricing I would be interested
in speaking with you.
Envelopes created by the Q109 Envelope Generator
are much cheaper than $0.03 -- Essentially free.
I suggest you Attack this bargain before the value Decays
to a level that is unSustainable.
Open the gate, Release the funds, and place an order.
Mar 14, 2004 - Someone Wrote:
I was wondering whether you sell synthesizers to the average person. I am average. ....
Yes, your therapy includes a brain transplant....
Nov 28, 2004 - Someone Wrote:
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smashed em up..."hide of allow idiot to form into this thing"idiot"stupid"owner"subject non it"the man"terms,which damn
dang madness of "back to lois loids"then in"androide4n assumption wallpaper paste"aflictted afixated
"idealouguer"theorise"totalitarain"real I know are MAn,this keeps editting me out,single patrolled manager self managering
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of"drum kits in jazz harmonics"nol vibe of "why do disco"Korg x5 thru a Roland mv45 music staTION and surf cosmic rolling
comets and shouting thunder in "no,its just because you wont say what your doing"it-em item mimic Em ememem muhuma..This so
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Not from this planet, but got here as quick as I could....
Aug 24, 2004 - Someone Wrote:
Dear Purchase manager,
We are the profesional manufacturer of generator and has been in this field for over twenty years.
We have been endeavoring toe make innovation on the techniques to match the change of the market.
This generator is our latest design and with fashionable appearance adn portable handle.
The output power can be 1000 W. 2.8 HP.
If you are intereted in RX-1200, please tell me.
You're great, but....
Dec 23, 2003 - Someone Wrote:
I visited your site and I am quite impressed by your organization.
I visit quite a lot of sites and yours is very good, but I would like to
kindly recommend a professional makeover for your entire web site.
Watch out for that.....TREEEEEEE!
Nov 10, 2003 - Someone Wrote:
Can you tell me all about synthesizers and send me a picture please?????
Extreme case of Anti-Nimble-Ocity
Oct 11, 2003 - Someone Wrote:
I'm not a very good keyboard player, so is it possible to make a module
that has a "Suck" knob that you can turn down or up in order to make my
playing skills improve? ;)
A sort of "Glory Module"?
Doc, it hurts when I do this...
Sept 26, 2003 - Someone Wrote:
We are Indian agents.
Our customer is to procure Trigger Pulse Generator with following specifications
1.Peak Pulse Amplitude:variable,positive pulse from 500V to 6KV
2.Pulse width:settable (1micro second and 3 micro second)
3.Pulse repetation rate(PRR),variable up to 200HZ
4.Short circuit current for all triggered voltage levels
5.Pulse riles time:10% of pulse width
6.Single pulse output facility
7.Trigger facility:internal and external ,synchronized
8.Input power 220-250volt AC,50 HZ
9.Necessary spares:one set and circuit diagram,operating manual etc.
Please fax the quote with our 15% commision included along with the below bid agreement.
May 9, 2003 - Someone Wrote:
I noticed your cabinets are made of wood. Why? People stopped
putting electronics in wood cabinets decades ago.
Maybe you need an update in your industrial style department.
Otherwise, they look cool.
Feb 22, 2003 - Someone Wrote:
Too big, WAY too big!
Synthesizers for Dummies?
Jan 7, 2003 - Someone Wrote:
Would you please tell me how a synthesizer works and what it does?
Dec 20, 2002 - Someone Wrote:
We are a fast growing telecommunication company in Indonesia. We need used rectifier with the following specification:
Cabinet Rectifier Type MP27RO66BC1350-48BT1085
If you have one, please send us the quotation for the used one.
Stuck in the OFF position
Nov 5, 2002 - Someone Wrote:
Please could you tell me what a double pole double throw switch is and why it is good to use in a circuit or bad.
Switch still STUCK!
Nov 1, 2002 - Someone Wrote:
I was looking at the [Q102] module. We are an appliance manufacturer who is
looking for a type of 110 volt a/b power switch. A module that plugs into a
15 amp circuit and then controls which of two appliances can run on that
circuit. Do you have something we would adapt or use for our needs?
Someone and Jill went up the hill
Sep 24, 2002 - Someone Wrote:
I'm doing geneology research and am looking for a guy named Jack ......
and your site came up at yahoo. Is there anyone there named jack?
Cooked too many neurons
Sep 12, 2002 - Someone Wrote:
I'm looking for a some replacement knobs and they are similar to the ones you
sell but I need letters on them for the different settings on my oven.
Getting low on 02, and coffee
Aug 2, 2002 - Someone Wrote:
What kind of filters do you sell?
All I see is a bunch of electronic parts.
Looking for a time machine
July 5, 2002 - Someone Wrote:
I don't know if you remember or not, but way back in the 60's there was a
group that did an album called 'Switched On Bach'. It was cool and they
had a bunch of modular synthesizers. I use to have the album but can't find
it for the life of me. My brother remembered the singer was a mexican dude
or something. Do you know the name of the group and if they're still around?
I was hoping to recreate some of that sound. Do you have any suggestions
which modules I would need? Thanks and great looking gear you make.
Luke, I am NOT your father
Apr 29, 2002 - Someone Wrote:
Hey can I have some modular stuff for free or what. I'm poor but i want more synths. HAHAHAHAHAH (uses the force) These
are not the droids you are looking for, You will give me a free modular setup.
Feb 12, 2002 - Someone Wrote:
im looking for is a siren (note attached pic) do you sell these?
Jan 7, 2002 - Someone Wrote:
please help me to finduot the casio cz101 synthesizer. my
phone is xxxxxxxxxxx i want to by casio cz101 than you!
Dec 22, 2001 - Someone Wrote:
Is this a vintage synth tribute website or are these things real?
Spell checker gone amuck
Dec 17, 2001 - Someone Wrote:
I say you all dont relly know what your talking about.
becuse i have one and it dose not do that. mine has 1050
Possibly on the next website update
Nov 21, 2001 - Someone Wrote:
Do you guys have any pictures on the synthesizer?
If you do please e-mail me them before monday!
Cash flow problems!
Jun 2, 2001 - Someone Wrote:
Do you ever donate big systems to minors?
My dad said it wouldn't hurt to ask.
How long will it take?
Jet lag to the Max
Mar 21, 2001 - Someone Wrote:
That synthesizer looks like a computer out of some grade B scifi movie from
the 50's. The number of knobs is ridiculous! If you know what everything
does, maybe you could fly a jetliner, too.
Ouch - stumped my brain!
Feb 2, 2001 - Someone Wrote:
I've been looking at your cool modular synthesizers but I have
a question. Where exactly do the sounds come out?
I see many jacks - which one do you use?
Someone spiked the Egg Nog
Dec 22, 2000 - Someone Wrote:
Sung to the tune: "All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth"
All I want for Christmas is a synthesizer,
A synthesizer, a synthesizer.
Gee if I could only have a synthesizer,
Then I could wish you Merry Christmas.
Seems so long since I could say
Optimistic Oscillating oscillators
Gosh oh gee how happy I'd be
If could only sequence.
Everybody sing! All I want for Christmas . . . . . .
Oh well, looks like it will be a "Silent Night". :)
Nov 16, 2000 - Someone Wrote:
Where are the mousepads!!!????
Actually, I think you're looking for The Moog Archives
What part of 'HUH!?' don't you understand!
Nov 12, 2000 - Someone Wrote:
I have a Technic KN5000 and am looking for a "siren" sound. Can you
You just can't make everyone happy
Sept 29, 2000 - Someone Wrote:
You should make some cheaper "budget synths"
Twilight Zone theme playing in the background
Sept 17, 2000 - Someone Wrote:
I searched your site. I liked it but I really really want a
synthesizer but I really don't know all that much about them
and what they really do. I want to be a singer, is this
something that I really need?? I think it is but is it worth
all that money? How much would one really good one cost and how
long would it take for it to get to me?? Are there any other
little things that I would want to get with it to help it run?
Great new module idea!
Sept 13, 2000 - Someone Wrote:
I'll be greatfull if send to me price for RF Amplifier as below :
RF- Sapesfecation For
1-Freq 2-6 GHz
Out power 33 dBm= 2 Watt
N.F 7 dB
Please accept my best regard
Please get a designated driver...
Sept 3, 2000 - Someone Wrote:
Hello, i was looking into building a modular synth for a school
project, but i must be as pocket friendly as possible...Do
the panels, knobs, switches and levers come as part of the
modules? I was origonally planning on using _legos_ to build such
a cover, allowing actually, for very dynamic and easy to
manuiplate casing, being that i can remove parts for cables, and
virtually every moving part on the faceplate can be emulated
with a lego piece with equal if not just a tad less percision.
If they are included, can i get them excluded from the package
for a discounted price? If they are excluded, can you please
respond yelling at me for not reading closer? lol ;)
I don't think we're in Kansas anymore...
Aug 12, 2000 - Someone Wrote:
I was looking at your cool products. What do the knobs do?
I noticed there was a lot of them!
Missing one oar...
Aug 4, 2000 - Someone Wrote:
...Do you have some kind of interface that would take readings
from plants and make music?...
Future Monty Python skit...
July 21, 2000 - Someone Wrote:
This is stupid!! WHy would someone spend a boat load of money on
this stuff when you can buy a cool yamaha keyboard for about $200.
Does demos, drums and everything. Man you guys are dorks!!
I need to put that on the website!
Sept 27, 2001 - Someone Wrote:
Does the Q125 Signal Processor feature 1/4 inch jacks?
New business plan...
July 17, 2000 - Someone Wrote:
...Do you sell modules by themselves?...
I kid you not...
July 2, 2000 - Someone Wrote:
Help!! I need a roland keyboard by next thursday!! Must be a
Can I call you back on this one?
July 24, 2000 - Someone Wrote:
Do you stock envelopes? Can't tell by your website.
Please see MENTALWARD.com
June 22, 2000 - Someone Wrote:
I've heard you can only play 1 note at a time on a monophono?
This can not be true!
You have the right to remain silent...
Jul 1, 2000 - Someone Wrote:
Hello. Nice website you have there. Found you by doing a search
on yahoo. I'm looking for a mixer to put in my boat so I can
hear both the radio and the CB at the same time. Will the Q112
mixer do that?...
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